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PostSubject: The story of Dakorian   Thu 03 Jan 2013, 6:24 am

The story of Dakorian by Dwarf




It was a stormy Thursday night when young Steve was home alone bored with nothing to do. His abusive step father was out in the night again getting drunk and shooting heroin with his buddies in their run down trailer, while his mother had been deceased for many years due to liver cancer from her drinking problem. After a long workout of practicing his footwork, Young Steve decided to turn the t.v on to pleasure himself with the late night adult commercials before crying himself to sleep. As Steve was reaching his climax to the air of Bootylicious_Bounce_Babes (Text BigBooty to 134487) he was interrupted by the sound of rustling up stairs, he decided to check it out. Upon climbing the stairs he noticed his deceased mothers room was open, a door that had not been opened for many years, scared and confused Steve wandered into the room to find his mothers closet open and with the gentle moonlight shining upon it while the storm thundered he caught a glimpse of a small box with his name written across it. With his heart racing and his mind jumping he thought long and hard about whether or not he should open the box, after all it did have his name on it. After the realization of whatever had his name on it he owned he pulled the box out of it's lair and opened it up, only to leave him even more puzzled and confused.

Inside the box was a two CD box set of the game Jedi Knight Jedi Academy for PC, Steve was confused as he was never allowed to play games above the PG 13 rating, let alone touch his fathers PC at all. Eager and excited Steve saw this as his mothers last wish to allow him to play a game of mature rating. Knowing his step father would not be home until the dawn of the'morrow, Steve pranced over to his fathers PC turned it on and inserted the disc. Shocked that the game needed no installation Steve checked the GameData folder to find already installed files and mods, and as he scrolled through them he noticed a notepad file titled (Dearest Steven) he opened it up it was a message from his father the note read.

"Dearest Steven, if you are reading this you are now at the right age where you can learn the truth about your family. You see, i did not leave your mother because of an affair, that as a lie. The truth is, i am a Jedi Master and i have been called to another planet to fight in Galactic warfare. You too shall hear the calling of the Jedi soon enough but first you must train to join the order. You will be known as Dakorian, harbinger of justice, all you have to do is become the greatest Jedi that plays on the battlefield. Once you are you will be invited to join us and take your rightful seat in the Council of Harbingers. Good luck dearest Steven, and may the force be with you."

Steve could not believe what he was reading, was he really the chosen one, could he really leave his life he knows today. Without a second thought, Steve was enlightened by his fathers words and started the the Game to begin his epic journey.

Upon starting up the game the PC began to flash and Steve was sucked into the monitor where he was transported into a dimension, startled and confused Steven was approached by a bunch of binary numbers.

''I am the master server, Dakorian, it is with great pleasure to meet you. Your journey begins now, enter the realm and become allies with the Angels Of Death, they will help guide you on your path."

Now known as Dakorian, he entered the portal and before his eyes was a palace of gold and beautiful design it as like the Vatican of pix-elated worlds. Dakorian was approached by a giant Rodian.

"You must be the chosen one" Said the Rodian. "I am Commanding Sergeant Kid A of the Angels of Death, Welcome to Pandemonium."

Dakorian was overwhelmed with joy and started to strafe dance on the spot.

"I admire your footwork Dakorian, you will be of great use to us along your journey."

At that moment a voice appeared. "You were pasted" said the voice.

"Pay no attention to the voice, it is just Mr.Alien commenting on the server. Although that does mean a new round is about to start, please equip your Lightsaber and prepare for battle."

Dakorian looked to his side, a Lightsaber custom Purple made for him was lodged in his hilt he drew it with a mighty pull and prepared for battle.

The round commenced and Dakorian ran down the Palace main corridor slashing away at the Imperials while maintaining perfect choreography. Kid A sent a private message to Mr.Alien.

''He is the chosen one, the one who can rid the server of it's rule breakers, the one who can ban on sight and maintain a flawless persona."

Mr.Alien replied, "Wink True that Kid"

Rounds went by and Dakorian maintained a positive score completing the objective and finishing off the remaining Imperials.

"Push whore!" - Gawee_Pivot_Maker

"Lag" - Athena

"Q3 Scrub" - Supa

Dakorian ignored the complaints of the un-worthy and continued to beast it. Laughing as the Imperials all Rage quit and left Pandemonium. Soon he was left alone with Kid A and Mr.Alien.

"Well done Dakorian, you have rid the server of all the rule breakers, and for your valiant effort you have been promoted to the position of Corporal in the Angels of Death, upon this rank you are allowed to ban those you believe are serious rule breakers we shall no longer need to watch the server."

Dakorian smirked and felt the power flow through him, he rested and awaited the next battle. Soon Dakorian was awoken by the sound of gun fire it was Tidal and his crew from the Galactic Imperial Navy. Dakorian banned Tidal for his intrusion and disturbance of his sleep, and he started to ban those he believed were breaking rules. Spamming! (Banned) Hacking! (Banned) Team Stacking! (Banned) BECAUSE! (Banned). Dakorians power had overwhelmed him, causing him to believe everyone was breaking rules, he was banning everyone, Pubstars, Australians, Lagging Euros, The BR's. A complaint was sent to the master server, and everyone was soon aware of Dakorians banning spree, Kid A and Mr.Alien were contacted and connected to the server, but it was to late. Dakorian summoned all of his power and changed the DOTF_24/7 Pandemonium to Lunarbase. This caused a major panic in the servers as all hell had broken loose. What must not have been disturbed was disturbed DOTF 24/7 was changed. Kid A combined the power of all his Admins to strip Dakorian of his power, he was detained and slowly cured of his rage. The server was changed back to DOTF_24/7 and balance was restored, the players got off the FA Servers and Rotation Map servers, and rejoined the 24/7 Glory known as DOTF.

Kid A summoned Dakorian to the Palace throne room.

"How could you do this Dakorian? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!"

"I'LL BAN YOU!" Screamed Dakorian. "I'LL BAN YOU ALL, YOU'RE ALL NOTHING BUT RULE BREAKERS EVERYONE OF YOU."

"You were my admin!" Weeped Kid A, "You were supposed to bring balance to the server, not destroy it!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Screamed Dakorian. Who was kicked from the Angels of Death. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHGUHHHHHHH"

Dakorian was then banned from the server, and was launched back into reality. After the realization of what he had done, Steve began to cry and roll around on the floor of his house until he passed out with sadness. He woke up the next day to find his fathers PC destroyed and the Jedi Knight Jedi Academy disc missing.

To that day, some say young Steven picked up an addiction smoking Marijuana, made a few friends and discovered a passion for Reggae music. Rumors have it that once a month Dakorian would return to Pandemonium aliased and hidden from detection, he would attempt to build a reputation with Clans in order to gain his power back, and ever host tournaments in order to gain the satisfaction of others. But, he never did.

Thats the story of young Steven, and his rise and fall of power. Truly a memorable part of the history, of the Jedi. Some say if you whisper his name 3 times, he comes and bans you, others say it's just a myth. But we will never know for sure. The fate of young Steven today.

The End.

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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Thu 03 Jan 2013, 6:27 am

truly my most beautiful creation yet - professor putricide
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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Thu 03 Jan 2013, 6:34 am

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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Thu 03 Jan 2013, 3:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Thu 03 Jan 2013, 3:52 pm

10/10 tell it again plz
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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Thu 03 Jan 2013, 5:33 pm

lol, thanks dwarf, I got a kick out of this.
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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Thu 03 Jan 2013, 6:00 pm

dwarf wrote:
truly my most beautiful creation yet - professor putricide

just an ordinary gas cloud, but watch out, because thats no ordinary gas cloud - professor putricide.
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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Thu 03 Jan 2013, 6:51 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Sun 06 Jan 2013, 12:03 am

>says hes quitting mb2
>i see him on honor duels aliased as saber and talking about shit with kewl
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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Sun 06 Jan 2013, 2:57 am

>Shinji is grate
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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Sun 06 Jan 2013, 3:17 am

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>Shinji is grate

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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Sun 06 Jan 2013, 4:09 pm

LMFAO.

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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Tue 22 Jan 2013, 6:46 am

I am a friend of Dak's since third grade. We are friends because my mom died when I was a kid and his real dad skipped town when he was a child as well.Contrary to belief shit like this affects people and you have to spend your entire 20's or even longer to actually begin to come to terms with it.If some of you were as smart as I think you are capable of being you would see Dak is probably just trying to entertain yall since you obviously indulge it with open arms and probably like it as you own lives are boring like the rest of us. As someone who I consider a lifelong friend and someone who was at my brother's wedding I have to wonder why people would go to such great lengths to upload a video of someone being heartfelt and real. Whatever he said in his drunken stamper I am sure probably pissed some of you off night after night for a while and you felt like you had to do something about it as we all have to confront our friends sometimes, I just don't feel it was right to take it to the level that pookiedukes guy did.Dak was obviously trying to be real over the shroud of the internet to show you that for some reason he cared about the people in this universe even though anyone with a brain knows none of this stuff should matter anyway as it is not real life. I am all for LULZ even aimed at myself, but I think taking it too far to a level that is borderline evil is kinda sad. I am sure Dak has pissed some of you off so I take that into consideration, but there is a level to where its funny and people get a good laugh and where its just plain wrong and borderline sadistic.

Since I actually know him in real life I feel inclined to say that most of the stuff he has done I know for a fact was done for LULZ. Afterall, this is the internet and I am sure this original post was done for the LULZ as a result of the author having his own boring life and taking the time to write his fan fiction in such detail(If he would had the guts to write about the failure in his own life it could be universally funny).Take into consideration that I built Dak the computer he uses for giving me a place to stay after college so i am well aware of his antics on xfire or whatever is used for Jedi Academy. I myself like Star Wars but I believe all of you must realize that this is a pretend land where people pretend to be a jedi or whatever and escape from the real world.You all hate real life so why bring something so evil that happens in real life into this one?

I just know any one of you wouldn't want people on here to see you in a truly vulnerable moment so they can ridicule you, but I know anyone who does it to someone else opens it up to themselves in time, so whether you believe in god or don't, there is karma and it will get you as it doesn't discriminate. It usually happens when you are away from the computer and life take a huge shit on you for your behavior towards other for so many years of backwash. No one will see it and only you will feel it.

The funny thing in all this to me is that Dak is actually Luke Skywalker as his real life echos the movie from what I have seen knowing the man for 20 years so I know in the end he will come out the best man in the situation just like Luke did. Maybe he liked the universe because he saw his own life buried deep within the world you all love. Maybe it eventually brought him to tears because there was no line in how the universe was a reflection of his own life. Wasn't Luke almost brought to tears while he was under that stairway hiding knowing he had to possibly kill his father in ROTJ?

Dak didn't ask me to do this as I was trying to find his ID to play the new kotor online game as I like the one on the original xbox. I really feel some of you just need to cool off and just play the game and stop treading on territory that will just end up hurting you down the line in your own life.There are plenty of other places to find lulz on the internet if your bored.

Here are some free star wars lulz,now go play nice kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1MqksXm6Zs


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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:01 am

You're a few weeks too late. Anyway that was a nice read, I've been a good friend of Dakorian in this 'universe' but it'll be interesting to see what everyone else has to say in response to this.
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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Wed 23 Jan 2013, 1:40 am

If Dakorian didn't constantly make himself look like a moron and hide under the guise of "I used to be an alcoholic feel bad for me", he wouldn't be such a bad person. But hes pathetic and will always hide under excuses. I don't care what hes gone through, he still acts like a moron, and I will never, ever feel bad for him.
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PostSubject: Re: The story of Dakorian   Wed 23 Jan 2013, 3:05 pm

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