The story of Dakorian by Dwarf
It was a stormy Thursday night when young Steve was home alone bored with nothing to do. His abusive step father was out in the night again getting drunk and shooting heroin with his buddies in their run down trailer, while his mother had been deceased for many years due to liver cancer from her drinking problem. After a long workout of practicing his footwork, Young Steve decided to turn the t.v on to pleasure himself with the late night adult commercials before crying himself to sleep. As Steve was reaching his climax to the air of Bootylicious_Bounce_Babes (Text BigBooty to 134487) he was interrupted by the sound of rustling up stairs, he decided to check it out. Upon climbing the stairs he noticed his deceased mothers room was open, a door that had not been opened for many years, scared and confused Steve wandered into the room to find his mothers closet open and with the gentle moonlight shining upon it while the storm thundered he caught a glimpse of a small box with his name written across it. With his heart racing and his mind jumping he thought long and hard about whether or not he should open the box, after all it did have his name on it. After the realization of whatever had his name on it he owned he pulled the box out of it's lair and opened it up, only to leave him even more puzzled and confused.
Inside the box was a two CD box set of the game Jedi Knight Jedi Academy for PC, Steve was confused as he was never allowed to play games above the PG 13 rating, let alone touch his fathers PC at all. Eager and excited Steve saw this as his mothers last wish to allow him to play a game of mature rating. Knowing his step father would not be home until the dawn of the'morrow, Steve pranced over to his fathers PC turned it on and inserted the disc. Shocked that the game needed no installation Steve checked the GameData folder to find already installed files and mods, and as he scrolled through them he noticed a notepad file titled (Dearest Steven) he opened it up it was a message from his father the note read.
"Dearest Steven, if you are reading this you are now at the right age where you can learn the truth about your family. You see, i did not leave your mother because of an affair, that as a lie. The truth is, i am a Jedi Master and i have been called to another planet to fight in Galactic warfare. You too shall hear the calling of the Jedi soon enough but first you must train to join the order. You will be known as Dakorian, harbinger of justice, all you have to do is become the greatest Jedi that plays on the battlefield. Once you are you will be invited to join us and take your rightful seat in the Council of Harbingers. Good luck dearest Steven, and may the force be with you."
Steve could not believe what he was reading, was he really the chosen one, could he really leave his life he knows today. Without a second thought, Steve was enlightened by his fathers words and started the the Game to begin his epic journey.
Upon starting up the game the PC began to flash and Steve was sucked into the monitor where he was transported into a dimension, startled and confused Steven was approached by a bunch of binary numbers.
''I am the master server, Dakorian, it is with great pleasure to meet you. Your journey begins now, enter the realm and become allies with the Angels Of Death, they will help guide you on your path."
Now known as Dakorian, he entered the portal and before his eyes was a palace of gold and beautiful design it as like the Vatican of pix-elated worlds. Dakorian was approached by a giant Rodian.
"You must be the chosen one" Said the Rodian. "I am Commanding Sergeant Kid A of the Angels of Death, Welcome to Pandemonium."
Dakorian was overwhelmed with joy and started to strafe dance on the spot.
"I admire your footwork Dakorian, you will be of great use to us along your journey."
At that moment a voice appeared. "You were pasted" said the voice.
"Pay no attention to the voice, it is just Mr.Alien commenting on the server. Although that does mean a new round is about to start, please equip your Lightsaber and prepare for battle."
Dakorian looked to his side, a Lightsaber custom Purple made for him was lodged in his hilt he drew it with a mighty pull and prepared for battle.
The round commenced and Dakorian ran down the Palace main corridor slashing away at the Imperials while maintaining perfect choreography. Kid A sent a private message to Mr.Alien.
''He is the chosen one, the one who can rid the server of it's rule breakers, the one who can ban on sight and maintain a flawless persona."
Mr.Alien replied, "
True that Kid"
Rounds went by and Dakorian maintained a positive score completing the objective and finishing off the remaining Imperials.
"Push whore!" - Gawee_Pivot_Maker
"Lag" - Athena
"Q3 Scrub" - Supa
Dakorian ignored the complaints of the un-worthy and continued to beast it. Laughing as the Imperials all Rage quit and left Pandemonium. Soon he was left alone with Kid A and Mr.Alien.
"Well done Dakorian, you have rid the server of all the rule breakers, and for your valiant effort you have been promoted to the position of Corporal in the Angels of Death, upon this rank you are allowed to ban those you believe are serious rule breakers we shall no longer need to watch the server."
Dakorian smirked and felt the power flow through him, he rested and awaited the next battle. Soon Dakorian was awoken by the sound of gun fire it was Tidal and his crew from the Galactic Imperial Navy. Dakorian banned Tidal for his intrusion and disturbance of his sleep, and he started to ban those he believed were breaking rules. Spamming! (Banned) Hacking! (Banned) Team Stacking! (Banned) BECAUSE! (Banned). Dakorians power had overwhelmed him, causing him to believe everyone was breaking rules, he was banning everyone, Pubstars, Australians, Lagging Euros, The BR's. A complaint was sent to the master server, and everyone was soon aware of Dakorians banning spree, Kid A and Mr.Alien were contacted and connected to the server, but it was to late. Dakorian summoned all of his power and changed the DOTF_24/7 Pandemonium to Lunarbase. This caused a major panic in the servers as all hell had broken loose. What must not have been disturbed was disturbed DOTF 24/7 was changed. Kid A combined the power of all his Admins to strip Dakorian of his power, he was detained and slowly cured of his rage. The server was changed back to DOTF_24/7 and balance was restored, the players got off the FA Servers and Rotation Map servers, and rejoined the 24/7 Glory known as DOTF.
Kid A summoned Dakorian to the Palace throne room.
"How could you do this Dakorian? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!"
"I'LL BAN YOU!" Screamed Dakorian. "I'LL BAN YOU ALL, YOU'RE ALL NOTHING BUT RULE BREAKERS EVERYONE OF YOU."
"You were my admin!" Weeped Kid A, "You were supposed to bring balance to the server, not destroy it!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Screamed Dakorian. Who was kicked from the Angels of Death. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHGUHHHHHHH"
Dakorian was then banned from the server, and was launched back into reality. After the realization of what he had done, Steve began to cry and roll around on the floor of his house until he passed out with sadness. He woke up the next day to find his fathers PC destroyed and the Jedi Knight Jedi Academy disc missing.
To that day, some say young Steven picked up an addiction smoking Marijuana, made a few friends and discovered a passion for Reggae music. Rumors have it that once a month Dakorian would return to Pandemonium aliased and hidden from detection, he would attempt to build a reputation with Clans in order to gain his power back, and ever host tournaments in order to gain the satisfaction of others. But, he never did.
Thats the story of young Steven, and his rise and fall of power. Truly a memorable part of the history, of the Jedi. Some say if you whisper his name 3 times, he comes and bans you, others say it's just a myth. But we will never know for sure. The fate of young Steven today.
The End.